okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*


This Is How We Do
gjume:

Hello i would like to purchase an automobile

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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  • white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°