kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye

Me *is not religious at all*
*something bad happens*
Me “dear god i know i dont pray ever but..”

Ive been sitting in bed for 3 days and i can only eat mashed potatoes which was cool for the 1st day but now it sucks

tupacabra:

i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….

obstract:

Dey gone for a reason… Might come back fuck up again I can’t risk that.
gaysexinchurch:

if I get a bad english grade im sending this to my teacher