girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
Me *is not religious at all*
*something bad happens*
Me “dear god i know i dont pray ever but..”
Ive been sitting in bed for 3 days and i can only eat mashed potatoes which was cool for the 1st day but now it sucks
i dialed 666 and it rang twice and then went to voicemail??? the devil fckin SAW that i was calling, decided i wasn’t worth his time, and hit decline???? wow. fuck a fake friend where ya real friends at…………….